This is my first blog post as a critic. I'm going to be really harsh on this one. To me, there are several elements to the video which aren't right. Let me tell you who the hostess is and who the guests are. The hostess is Belle from the 1991 Beauty and the Beast. The guests are the following: Cinderella (1950), Snow White (1937), Aurora (1959) Rapunzel (2010), Ariel (1989), Merida (2012), Elsa (2013) and the new princesses coming to town, Moana (2016).
My first complaint it's very unrealistic to think that Belle, Snow, and Rapunzel (not to mention the princesses who can't cook) would leave Cinderella to do all the cooking work. We know Snow can cook and bake since we see her at least trying to bake. I assume she made the soup the dwarves eat in her movie. Rapunzel can bake and I assume she can cook. It's logical that Rapunzel can cook because she can bake and one's not too far other from the other. Belle can cook since it's basically only her and her dad and we have no idea on how old she was when her mom disappeared. What should have happened is that Snow, Rapunzel, and even Belle help out in the kitchen well the others could either a)set the table, b)decorate the table or c)wash/dry the dishes being used in the kitchen it's quite a thing to "Clean as you go" in kitchens. d) make drinks
Next one- roses might be Belle's favorite flower but she's more sensible than to put like 8+ centerpieces of roses on the table. I mean she just needs a couple of roses in the center of the entire table. That's all she's needs and depending on the holiday she might need the "horn of plenty" or something as other
Merida might have turned her mom into a bear but the other princesses who don't have mothers would at least tell her at least you and Aurora, Rapunzel, and Moana still have a birth mother because we don't (or in Snow and Cinderella's cases) we only have wicked stepmothers.
Another topic Merida would probably be respectable enough around other princesses to know not to roll in horse poop especially not in the hostess' rose bushes.
The Royal Entrance line it wouldn't be random but it could either be Elsa first (She's outranks everyone else as a Queen) or it could be Mona (since technically she's the guest of honour), Mona, Merida, Rapunzel, Aurora, Snow White, Ariel would follow because she's a link technically between princess by birth and princess by marriage categories. Then Cinderella and Belle would finish over the line unless Pocahontas and Mulan were around then they would finish the line. Of course, I would have a male off-screen saying "Her Royal Majesty, Queen Elsa, of Arendelle, Their ROYAL HIGHNESSES: Princess Moana of the Motunui, Princess Merida of Scotland, Princess Rapunzel of Corona , Princess Aurora of Belgium, Princess Snow White of Bavaria, and Cinderella, Princess of Aquitaine, and Belle, Princess of Normandy."
Belle has no reason to every take to any inmate object- a teapot, a candle (Pool party),etc. The oringal animated characters were real people turned into those objects-that's why they could talk/move.
Ariel would not have a need to collect anything "Human" anymore since she's human herself now. There's 100% no reason for her to do such a thing. Also she wouldn't still be foolish enough when she would have had several years to learn that what she calls a "Dinglehopper" isn't a comb but a fork to eat with. Also about Ariel-she would probably know there are two types of "Crabs" there's talking crabs like Sebastian and then there's are non-talking crabs. So she wouldn't be the type to say "NO Sebastian!!" and start to sob when she's see they are having crab for dinner (along with other stuff).
My second to last complaint is there's is absolutely NO reason for AURORA to fall asleep just by pricking her finger on one of Belle's rose centerpieces. Not unless Maleficent or another bad person (like the EQ or Ursula) happened to crash the party off-screen and cursed Aurora again.
The last one Princesses would never ever say something like "Last one up from the table has to clean up!!" that sounds more like college students than Princesses. They would ALL help out with clearing up-like two people could be the "dishwashing team" another person or two could be bringing the dishes out to the kitchen, and the others could be get the decorations of the table, etc. Another person could be putting leftovers in containers for either a)people to take home or b)for the Hostess/family to enjoy.
Extra complaint: You would think that for at least some of them they would have two sets of clothes. I can't imagine Cinderella cooking in her ballgown. Even the ones who aren't seen having two sets of clothes.
Saturday, November 19, 2016
Introduction
Welcome to the Disney Princess Reality Critic blog. I'm have always loved Disney princesses and over the last couple of years I have seen videos of people dressed as Disney princesses and put into Real Life situations In those videos, I really don't like the way they're portrayed in the videos they aren't "right" at all. You will see what I mean by how they're portrayed once I get into the actual blog. Please don't make comments about the characters' ages-I know their ages-14-21.
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